Someone has said: “Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah’s Ark.”

1. Don’t miss the boat.

2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.

4. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

5. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.

6. Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

7. When you’re stressed, float awhile.

8. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

9. No matter how bad the storm, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

— Author Unknown